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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

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okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

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  • Me at school: I'm going to go home and study hard all night for this upcoming test.
  • Me when I get home: *Eats, takes a shower, goes on tumblr, goes to bed*

me oops 

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rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

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sherlockintheimpala:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

disneydelirium:

flippercc:

*rewind**laughing like an idiot*

#DONTGETTHATCLOSETOELSABITCH

It looks like Anna’s saying, “Whoa, wha- no don’t do that-“

WHY

sherlockintheimpala:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

disneydelirium:

flippercc:

*rewind*
*laughing like an idiot*

#DONTGETTHATCLOSETOELSABITCH

It looks like Anna’s saying, “Whoa, wha- no don’t do that-“

WHY

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taccone:

today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

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vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

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gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

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edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

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